What's Your Productivity Alignment? An RPG-Inspired Quiz That Actually Helps 🎲

❈ The Ancient Tome of Self-Discovery ❈
(Definitely Not Another Internet Quiz™)

Brave adventurer! You have stumbled upon a mysterious scroll that totally isn't pretending to be deep. Answer these questions with utmost honesty (or whatever, I'm not your DM) to unlock secrets about your productivity alignment!

Quest 1: The Tavern of Task Management

I maintain scrolls of tasks with the dedication of a monk copying ancient texts
My todo list exists purely in the ethereal plane of my mind
I solve problems as they appear, like a wandering hero who definitely has a plan

Quest 2: The Procrastination Dragon's Lair

I defeat tasks early like a paladin charging into battle
I harness deadline panic like a berserker's rage
I wait until the final hour like a rogue stealing victory at midnight

Quest 3: The Forbidden Scrolls of Social Media

I have achieved enlightenment (turned off all notifications)
I have made a pact with my phone - it owns my soul but I get dopamine
I'm literally reading this quiz while in three meetings

🎲 ROLL FOR PRODUCTIVITY INSIGHT! 🎲

⚔️ Your Productivity Class Has Been Revealed! ⚔️